OBJECTION!
This game makes me want to become a lawyer.
The music is still playing--I PRESENTED THE WRONG EVIDENCE NOOOOOO
I don't know what I'm doing, but I hope Phoenix can bluff this.
*present attorney's badge for shits and giggles*
Phoenix Wright is my favorite lawyer.
Perceeeeivveeeeeeee.
I would make a great defense attorney.
HOLD IT!
lol subtext
subtext
subtext
I believe in Miles Edgeworth.
SUBBBBTEXXXTTTTT
On second thought, maybe I'll become a prosecutor.
What's up with this guy's hair? Oh wait, Capcom.
I wish I had an awesome theme song.
Um, that's a stepladder.
TAKE THAT!
Is it acceptable to say I want to go to law school because of Phoenix Wright?
Apollo Justice is a good character.
I MISS PHOENIX WRIGHTTTTT
Why do I keep on presenting the wrong evidence!?
Japanese people get all of the good things AND all of the games... it's not fair.
Hobo Phoenix... whyyyyyyy?
NO, IT'S NOT A LADDER, IT'S A STEPLADDER. GET IT RIGHT.
Apollo does not need another game. More Phoenix please.
Capcom, y u no localize games?
GOTCHA!
Bluff bluff bluff bluff bluff
TRIVIALITIES
TRIVIALITIES
TRIVIALITIES
There's WAY too many loose ends in Apollo Justice. He needs another game.
THIS CASE IS SO HARD
Why do my favorite characters end up being guilty?
Court-records.net is my favorite Ace Attorney site of all time. Speaking of which... *checks the site*
OMG, WHAT IS THIS?? GYAKUTEN SAIBAN 5?? GS5?? AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(Please note that this is simply a list I made up, and if I missed something, it's because I wanted to make this somewhat short and brief.)